The foretold second coming of Jesus Christ has already occurred. His name is Adrian Peterson, aka Purple Jesus, and He is a Minnesota Viking, which is so fucking awesome for Vikings fans. He’s also a surprisingly big fan of Wasswa Serwanga.
Got a question for the Purple Jesus? Shoot him an e-mail at purplejesusdiaries at gmail dot com (purplejesusdiaries@gmail.com) . Ask him about the team, players you’d like further insight on, or your own sexual infidelity. He already knows all about it, so let’s just air it out, shall we?
Also, we’re about 95% certain that this is a 100% fictitious blog.
I love your site. Keep it up !
I hate your site. It’s probably the most disgusting ever. You better hope AP doesn’t see it.
Mark,
You have no sense of humor…SUCK IT YOU PACKER FAN!
This is the dumbest blog I’ve read. It’s not even remotely funny.
Waste of time.
And thank you for wasting your time by leaving that comment, you gash.
I fuckin love the site man. Vikes sure pulled one outta their ass today… Thank You Purple Jesus for Steven “babyface” Hauschka!!
Love the site bra, keep it up. I am excited for your week 8 preview of the vikes vs. Pack at Lambeau. Should be great
This Site is Awesome! I just found out about it right now. Good Job Bro. However, stop being so harsh on AD about not being able to bulldoze through 8 to 9 man fronts. I mean Christ himself could have massacred and tortured every single one of those soldiers who had him crucified but he didn’t. There is a reason for things like this, it’s so that we could believe for a second that this man is human. Even though we all really know he is not.
Hmm. That is a good point. It’s a lesson in humility, really.
Too bad AP lost the NFC Championship game though… I love the kid and really hope he can cure his fumbilitis or he will just be a liability to us. Anyways I love this blog, idk how people can say its not funny. Loved the bit on Edwards today, that guy is a real bitch. Keep writin man, its awesome
This site is my little ray of hope in a Tim Tebow infested universe. Thank you for pointing out all the douchetastic douchelords. AP is all that is man. Thank you baby purple jesus.
Keep up the fantastic work!
i know you think you’re funny, and that’s really what’s most important. maybe the fact that you think you’re creative. the fact that you think all of this is super for you. oh and by the way, Carrot Top called… he wants his sense of humor back.
Even though I’m a Packers fan, I like to see what other fans around the division are saying and personally I found your site to be the most interesting and well written of the bunch. Keep up the good work.