Purple Jesus and Purple Jesus Diaries Wish you a Merry Christmas

Christmas morning. The most perfect morning of slothfulness. I’ve made a passing mention here that I usually am more tied to the tradition of opening your presents on Christmas Eve. It’s the majority of what I have always done and it’s been mostly fun, except when I had a brother that wrapped up poop for [...]

Whoring Myself out for your Mail Dump

Did you just get a bunch of money for your Christmas present?? I bet you did. I bet that you are like most people in the world now that shirk away from the large wrapped items in favor of money filled envelopes because no longer does the large wrapped item mean it’ll be fun for [...]

‘Twas the Night Before a Purple Jesus Christmas

While other blogs out there hate you because they’re all Christian pigs that stop blogging for Christmas time, we here at PJD won’t be doing that because we’re stuck at work today during Snow-mageddon with nothing to do, so we’ll pre-write some material for you. HURRAY CAPITALISM! We’re actually just pulling for more site hits. [...]

PJD’s Snow-Mageddon Holiday Hump Day Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be [...]

If You Weren’t a Minnesota Viking …

Did you watch that video up there? Good. Then you saw that Jared Allen said if he wasn’t playing football for the Minnesota Vikings that he’d most likely make his profession blowing George Michael in public parks. Just kidding. He said his most likely other job would be as a cigarette [...]

Brad Childress’ Stream of Something, Something …

Little known fact: PJD happens to get their filthy, grubby, cabbage smelling hands on secret NFL film audio after every game. Often times they are so amazing that we have to burn them instead of share them with anyone, out of fear that your head would explode. But today we came across one that was SO amazing we [...]

PJD’s Week Fifteen Recap: NFC North Champs by Default?

Because the Packers lost, you see: Because without the Packers’ collapse you can bet that this NFC North division race would be hotter than a 19 year old in Cancun during Spring Break. While the Packers lost on a fluky play with zero time left on the clock, the Vikings decided to put their game [...]

Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Preview: This is it!

Bring home the North, fellas: Personally I thought the Vikings were going to lock up this North division back when they played the Bears, but since the Packers have decided they would prefer to lose epically in the playoffs eventually and the Vikings made things interesting in Arizona, it’s now a “win and your crowned” [...]

Dancing for your Mail Dump Reminder

I think there’s about one and a half percent of the population that can actually dance with any talent and the other 98.5 percent dance with PASSION. These two are the latter. The worst people are those that really try to dance but fail miserably. Conan? He fails miserably and LOVES it. Also, he may [...]

Purple Jesus Wishes Almost Every Kid a Merry Christmas

It appeared to be any other average day for a handful of children in the Minneapolis/Saint Paul area. Waking up to a cold December morning outside their frosted windows dampened their spirits, but there was a small fire burning in their hearts. For 20 special kids on Tuesday, their December morning just got a little [...]