THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

PJD IS BEING BURIED IN A TOMB.

But we’re not taking three days to rise again. Actually we’re available RIGHT NOW! with new material over at http://www.purplejesusdiaries.com. What? I changed the web address on you? Yes I did. Update your bookmarks, yo! Anyway, that’s where we’ll be from now on. It looks super professional and now I can make some money from doing this. For those of you that don’t like it, yeah … sorry. But I do expect the majority of you to make it over there otherwise I’ll be lonely with a bunch of noob-bodies.

Regardless, this site will stay active to redirect people to the new site and also to allow older readers a secret place to continue making fun of new people and for you to keep reading old comments. Or whatever. But yeah, new jokes about genitals over at the new site.

Thanks for reading.